Smash Room
Welcome To the Smash Room at the edge of Knowhere.
Got some pent up rage? Stressful job? Just like to break things, but your friends get a little touchy about you breaking their stuff?
Well bring your friends down and break some stuff here. We have dishes, TVs, printers (for you office space types), and more.

Menu
Reservation:15$ per person up to 4 people. 2 people in the room at a time for safety reasons.
We'll start you with a place setting of 5 breakables.
If that doesn't quench your hunger for destruction, we have a menu of breakable equipment for you to enjoy.
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Table for 1: 10$ per person (Our Breakup Special)
(Call for reservation Table for 1)
Have a bad breakup? Feel free to bring what you need to help find closure. We have a cozy little place for you to scream and rage through the ache.
Revenge is a dish best served cold, might taste better with a friend.
Nothing with chemicals and no fires.
We are happy to take care of the aftermath.